At least once per day for the past several days, somebody would tell me not to eat instant noodles everyday and why. Too much preservatives. Not enough nutrients. Pimples. Premature ejaculation. Etc.
Thanks for everybody’s concern for how I live, but let me just get this out there for the record: I do not eat instant noodles everyday! Not even every other day! It’s not like I’m some kid who doesn’t know how to take care of himself. Please. I eat cereal and peanut butter sandwiches everyday, so I’m doing just fine. Thank you very much.



