By the way, to anyone who decides to take a stroll through Changfeng Park in Putuo District: DO NOT use their public restrooms! OMG the place where you shit is literally a shit hole!
Well okay, a shit trench, which runs through three doorless stalls (yes, others can watch you poop) on each side. It’s like those toilets where you have to squat, but a lot worse because of the way it flushes. Wanna know how it flushes? You do not wanna know how it flushes. Okay I’ll tell you.
Being the adventurous type, I gave the shit ditch a try. (Okay, I really had to take a dump.) So there I was, squatting above the turd gutter and trying to defecate when I heard a rumble. Suddenly water blasted out of the pipe behind me and pushed all the crap forward, right between my legs, to the other end of the trench where I assume there’s a big drain. I didn’t go check.
So if you’re not into getting splashed by excremental particles, but you’re at Changfeng Park and you really have to number two, go to Disc Kart at the southeastern end of the park. They have clean restrooms inside on the second floor by the arcades. (They also have go-karts.) You’re welcome.
hahahhaahahahhah!!! worse then burma mang!!
I really hope this is as bad as it gets.
@ D.Kwan: then you haven’t lived in China long enough yet.
The toilet is funny only when described by you. It’s really funny. I used this kind of toilet everyday when I was a primary school student.