Monthly Archive for September, 2008

Was brows­ing through ShanghaiExpat’s fo­rums to­day and found this gem. I’ll at­tempt to trans­late it into Chinese.

hi, my name is mike, a chi­nese man, 34, i am here to find a forgein woman who likes to hang out with me, or have a sex if it’s al­right for her.

你好，我叫MIKE，中国人，三十四岁。我希望在这里找一个外国女人陪我逛逛，或者上床如果她愿意。

to be per­fectly hon­est i am mar­ried, my wife is study­ing abroad…

说实话，我是一个已婚男子。我的妻子在国外学习。

sex is not the only thing i can think of, in fact, i am re­ally into amer­i­can eng­lish, i would love to have fe­male friends only for this pur­pose, and i could teach her chi­nese as a reward.

我不是只想到上床。其实，我很喜欢美国英语，我也很希望只为这个目的交女性朋友。作为回报我可以教她中文。

if you are in­ter­ested, send a mes­sage to —

如果感兴趣，发送邮件到－－－。

(To English learn­ers, this guy’s gram­mar is poor so don’t use this post to learn English.)

After re­ceiv­ing some mockery:

your west­erns seem like much opener? i guess i am damned wrong, cheat­ing sucks, can we for­get about the sex part?

我以为你们西方人非常开放。原来我错了。作弊是不好。我们能不能把上床那部分忘了吧?

but i am not a bad man, be­lieve it or not, you wouldn’t re­gret to meet me if you still wanted to, i mean, for lan­guage learn­ing part

我不是一个坏人，相信与否。如果你还有兴趣与我会面，你不会后悔的。我意思是为了学习语言那部分。

But of course the beat­ing con­tin­ues. Enjoy! Actually I feel they went pretty easy on him.

Today’s les­son: “Hang out with me, or have a sex” is not a good pickup line!

Lately ac­cess to my site has been in­cred­i­bly slow again, hence the lack of updates.

最近我的网站又非常的慢，所以更新比较少。

Last Wednesday to Friday was this year’s China International Hardware Show at the Shanghai New International Expo Center.

上周三至周五是今年的那个中国国际什么什么展览会，在上海新国际博览中心。

Our booth, which I helped design.我帮忙设计的展位。

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