How do I contact PayPal?

My email to PayPal today:

Due to your au­to­mated se­cu­rity mea­sures, I had to change pass­words mul­ti­ple times, a send money at­tempt failed, and two of my sub­scrip­tions got can­celed — both of which had spe­cial rates at the time I sub­scribed. Your lo­ca­tion con­fir­ma­tion by phone did not work, and over­all it took weeks to get this resolved.

You can imag­ine my frus­tra­tion. Just tell me how to pre­vent these ac­count lim­i­ta­tions in the fu­ture. Note that I live over­seas (in Shanghai) which I’m guess­ing was why the se­cu­rity mea­sure got kicked in. Now that you know, please let me know what can be done to avoid this in the future.

I would like a real per­son to re­spond. DO NOT SEND ME AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE. I’d call you guys but your “call us” link brings up a “500 Internal Server Error” page.

I know I’m gonna get an au­to­mated re­sponse. PayPal has never an­swered my emails.

Update:
I was right. They didn’t even read my email:

Dear Daniel Kwan,

Thank you for in­quir­ing as to how to re­store ac­cess to your account.

PayPal is con­stantly work­ing to en­sure se­cu­rity by reg­u­larly screen­ing
the ac­counts in our sys­tem. We re­cently re­viewed your ac­count and need
more in­for­ma­tion to help us pro­vide you with se­cure ser­vice. Until we
can col­lect this in­for­ma­tion, your ac­cess to sen­si­tive ac­count fea­tures
will be limited.

To re­turn your ac­count to reg­u­lar stand­ing, please com­plete the
check­list items in­di­cated when you lo­gin to your ac­count and click on
the link pro­vided on the “Account Overview” page.

The link will ap­pear as: “Your ac­count ac­cess is lim­ited: Click here for
Details.”

Once you com­plete all of the check­list items, our Account Review team
will re­view your case and send you an email with the out­come of the
re­view. Cases are re­viewed in the or­der they are received.

We re­gret any in­con­ve­nience, and we would like to re­store your ac­cess as
soon as possible.

Please do not re­spond to this email, as re­sponses to this mes­sage will
not be answered.

Sincerely,
PayPal Account Review Team

Fucking PayPal… Anyone know how to get in touch with an ac­tual cus­tomer ser­vice rep? Do they even have any?