Go here to unsubscribe. Jerk.

Is it just me, or does Adorama’s email newsletter’s 60+word para­graph about un­sub­scrib­ing sound a bit sar­cas­tic and passive-​​aggressive?

Okay, you may not want great photo tips, juicy spe­cial of­fers, lim­ited dis­counts or timely news (seems odd you wouldn’t…). We un­der­stand that you sim­ply want to con­trol what crosses your wire from Adorama Camera. And hey, we only want to go where peo­ple re­ally want us and love us. Go here to un­sub­scribe or man­age us just the way you like us.

All that para­graph needs is an in­sult­ing name added to the end.

Go here to un­sub­scribe or man­age us just the way you like us. Idiot.

Go here to un­sub­scribe or man­age us just the way you like us. Bastard.

Go here to un­sub­scribe or man­age us just the way you like us. Motherfucking cocksucker.

Et cetera.